Are you looking for an edge in the cut-throat feline job market?

Introducing the ultimate guide to the feline job market...

Unlike the average cat, most humans actually have to work for a living.

They think it’s normal to trade the comfort of the blankets to spend entire days with a boss directly descended from Attila the Hun. Humans have even invented a phrase to describe the dreaded Monday to Friday routine: they call it “the rat-race”.

No experience named in honour of rats is going to be pretty.

So why do they do it? Scientific feline research has shown that humans work for two main reasons:

1. They measure their self-worth by the size of their salaries, and
2. If they don’t work, who will pay the catfood bill?

Cats, on the other paw, inhabit an entirely different - and vastly superior - world. In the feline workplace, there are no rules, no deadlines, no pressures and no need to over-achieve. The motivations of the career-minded cat are elegant in their simplicity:

1. There’s a certain novelty in getting out of bed before dinner time, and
2. Talking about your job really helps break the ice during mating season.

But it’s important to find a job that will enhance your lifestyle, rather than destroy it. You CAN have it all: a full day of sleep AND a stimulating career. Take a quick eight-hour power nap and prepare to wake up to your dream job.

Because if you do what you love, the catfood will follow.